Joke

Mr X: Did you know,Dndia could not take part in world cup football?
Mr Y: oh,of course!..how could they?
Mr X: u r right! in a match if Dndians' opponents  give a goal,then Dndians ,being non-violent,will just call the opponent to stand and push another goal to their net!
Mr Y: that is only a silly cause, u know.The more serious is that,if a player of Dndia is hart by opponent player,another player will automatically come forward to be another victim-it is the way of non-violence and fraternity !